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THE MANIFESTO OF THE IDLE PARENT by Tom HodgkinsonWe reject the idea that parenting requires hard workWe pledge to leave our children alone (and not nag them to smithereens)We reject the rampant consumerism that invades children from the moment they are bornWe read them poetry and fantastic stories without moralsWe drink alcohol without guiltWe reject the inner PuritanWe don’t waste money on

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-64194116158580411402009-03-30T11:38:00.005+01:002009-03-30T12:11:33.443+01:00

Tis been a while eh?Since my last blog, I mean.So stuff.....1. Had a birthday. I am now the ripe old age of 36, that sure as hell is closer to 40 than 30 isn't it. We trundled off to Cadbury World and enjoyed all the chocolatey goodness that it entailed. (scroll down for pics in no particular order)2. Stealth's theatrical stuff. He is in a show this weekend and is a bit wobbly about it. It's

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-78025989706423003792009-03-02T10:31:00.002Z2009-03-02T10:36:58.840Z

5 things,1. I managed to go out over the weekend - shopping and eating and the like. Sounds easy to say but it was nerve wracking none the less. But I did it!2. Helped someone find the mobile phone they had lost.3. Bought a box to keep mementos in, a tangible reminder of the positives in my life.4. Stealth had the most wicked of evenings last night and it was awesome to see him really enjoying

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How's this for all kinds of funny, I was on my way into town with CK and Stealth - on the bus that is.. No, no, that's not the funny bit, me being on a bus!! Anyhoos, we were sat right at the back and two rows in front of us were 4 sk8ter boiz complete with skateboards and badly styled hair. So, I'm sat with my sprogs and we were just chatting and milling til it was time to get off the bus when

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NOTE.TO.SELF!Do not ever think, that when you have goulash cooking on your stove you'll have time for a quickie with your beloved, as inevitably said quickie will take longer than it does for the goulash to stick to the bottom of the pan.....Lesson learnt.

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So, stuff. 1. Finding out Red Nose Day '09 is on my birthday.2. My black mood is still with me.3. Dreams.... well, over the past week I have dreamt the following at some point or other, being pregnant, attending an all girls school, deformed shark jumping out of a pond to try and bite my legs off ( while at all girls school..), back stage at theatre - working, cops and robbers, George Clooney

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So, I reckon the universe had a bad case of comedy tourettes when it decided I should join planet Earth...  I mean some days I don't even think I'm human let alone able to fit in and just BE.Most people lurve being who they are and going places, meeting people, doing new things, experiencing highs and lows, laughing, eating, loving, playing, doing... you get the picture?I barely know if I can

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Carrie aka CKDon Corleone aka MeSooooo, teenagers. Not only don't they have any adventure they also put your back up quite a bit.Take for example my CK, she's heavily into this Carrie look. You know the evil stare from said girl of said film. CK you have to use a dictionary instead of your ipod - cue Carrie stare... CK says " but Mum, I really wanted to wrap that present for girly girl" me - "

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-31073079840012965532009-01-27T20:40:00.002Z2009-01-27T20:50:43.176Z

So obviously the picture is of a live duck... But today I saw a dead duck and it wasn't floating in a pond... It was near a tree, dead. And CK wouldn't take a photo of it on her phone so you'll never know what a real dead duck looks like... unless you manage to find one - then you'll know.I am tired and weary. Wanting to run away to be a carny as the only place I feel comfortable in my own house

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-59209655605518764672009-01-26T10:51:00.000Z2009-01-26T10:52:09.740Z

bicycles gallopwarmly, pebble speaks, ringingcheerfully, dancing

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Snow falling gentlyReally wet and horribleWhere's my M P 3

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Wow, I caused waves with someone after I made a comment about someone's comment on a blog I read pretty much daily...Comment boxes are, I think, not an easy thing to use effectively. All you see are the written words with no level of intonation or body language. Hmmm, difficult.The blog in question is one that I feel some common ground with as the blogger has similar issues and trials and

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Five things that have happened over last few days,1. Shitty things have happened, my friend lost her baby. Actually it's worse than that - the pregnancy wasn't progressing so now they are having to wait for a miscarriage. Plus this was her first try at IVF after being told she had a ridiculously low chance of becoming pregnant EVER and had spent the last year trying to do everything possible to

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Sometimes it just feels crap, I wake up with the knowledge that on that particular day I will feel the responsibility of being perfect. The perfect wife, the perfect Mum, perfect education facilitator, perfect dog trainer, perfect house keeper, perfect writer of Scottish words, perfect laundry lady, perfect cook,cleaner and bottle washer, perfect neighbour and let's not forget perfect mind

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Rain falling lightlyClouds descend envelopingSwimming through the mud

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Harbour, frost, me and Ck and Stealth in no particular order... x

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Hey, I'm back!! Although I missed Haiku Monday - again.... Happy New Year to you all!Our trip up to Scotland for Hogmany was lovely, marred only by the untimely arrival of psycho sister in law. No, truly she is psycho, I have never known anyone like her - she made her husband (Carnelian Dude's brother) drive all the way up north after a 2000 mile driving trip to the alps 2 days before all because

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-17415176696212169672008-12-24T23:43:00.002Z2008-12-24T23:46:01.125Z

It's finally here- Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, joyous greetings to your midwinter festival!!!I hope you all have a wonderful time sharing space, time and love with your loved ones.

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The Solstice morningSun arose late from darknessDeep midwinter lightSo, newness??? CK had some colour in her hair, it looks like an electric turquoise yet should've been vivid blue. Reason why - having lovely black asian hair, the bleaching process just wouldn't take. So instead of a white blonde all ready to dye it was a nice yellow blonde. Blue dye on yellow blonde = turquoisey colour.Friday

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Here is a picture of Stealth and the Pirate dog. She is a proper pirate, what with the pillaging and general rudeness associated with most pirates. She is cute but drives me to distraction and I cannot wait til New Year when her and our other pooch are off to stay in kennels for a week while we traipse about visiting ungrateful people who we/ they don't want to see....Families- who'd have '

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Magic in my houseDoes not sap my energyCalm and feeling safe

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So, it's been a while eh? I'd love to give some reasonable excuse to why I haven't blogged for so long - like maybe I was tending to the sick and injured in a war torn country or running round the country handing out scarves and gloves to old grannies. I wasn't. I have been tres lazy where the computer is concerned. I have looked at it as I dash past it towards the kitchen or the garden and seen

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-4536765711880858282008-11-05T20:32:00.003Z2008-11-05T20:46:59.339Z

We've had a crazy day with several vehicular mishaps.... the first one was when Stealth and myself were taking the dogs up to the park, a crazy guy in a car reversed onto the pavement where me 'n Stealth and our 2 pooches were stood - STATIONARY I might add and just didn't stop even though we were stood there. This resulted in the back of the car being in contact with me and me banging on the

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You know how I said yesterday that the stuff with A levels etc.. and CK was getting a bit much? heck, I am so worn out by it all now that bed for 17 hrs a day seems like a reasonable option!I really can't explain how overwhelming it all is and the lack of any definitive answers about getting her on the course she wants just doesn't help. Me and the bloke aren't even on the same page anymore and

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-5263074435069911682008-11-02T20:05:00.003Z2008-11-02T20:27:30.294Z

It has been raining all day and then some!! We went to get CK some more paper for her to carry on painting which is always nice because it means she has got a whole pad of creativeness finished and is starting on the next one!!We are still having mucho, biggo issues trying to find a way to get her into the local college at the same time as her peers to do her A levels/BTEC. The rules have changed

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-14276980991129215742008-11-01T11:46:00.003Z2008-11-01T12:07:07.191Z

The time feels just right at the moment for Samhain, life an' stuff has been grinding us down of late and it feels like a bit of a weight has been lifted now that Samhain is passing by and I can let all of the troubles pass by with it.Halloween night was really good as we initiated my 4 yr old fairy god daughter into the gentle art of trick or treat... She is a pro let me tell ya!! As always CK

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Why is it that facebook draws me in like a moth to a flame?? I mean lots of the people on my list are from school which was nigh on 20 yrs ago.... and let's face it we were only there for 5 yrs. I have zero in common with most of em and I hated school. Yet facebook draws me, it seductively whispers my name as soon as I get out of bed and then just to reassure itself of its hold on me it calls to

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Well, not poop - chicken pox actually, we have had 6 weeks worth of it in my beautiful fairy castle. 1st was CK followed closely by Stealth and bringing up the rear was yours truly. My drinker of a mother was sure I had it as a child as she remembers putting calamine on me for something..... I would love to be Jewish at the moment as they have a lot more words they can use when feeling

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So although my little guy (Stealth) is not so little - 12 actually! You'd be forgiven for thinking he's really about 8 or 9...that my friends is down to the aspergers. BUT after 5 yrs of doing the exact opposite of what every psych in town told us to do Stealth seems to be coming into his own a bit!! Woot and a woohoo!He came up to me yesterday and said that he thinks he wants to be an engineer (

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-81527585659744347942008-09-25T21:24:00.005+01:002008-09-25T21:26:15.956+01:00

Says it all really, feel like I'm swimming against the tide at the mo. Must have Monday morning feeling on a Thursday evening!

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-5557945109847423042008-09-23T19:49:00.004+01:002008-09-23T20:13:24.661+01:00

Have just checked through all my craft drawers and I am totally astounded by the amount of paper I have got... Not just a little bit o paper but seriously a freaking HUGE amount. I feel like I could open a branch of Paperchase... I have pinks,blues,reds,polka dot, candy stripes,black flocked,zebra AND tiger stripes and a fabulous lime green with sparkles. Cor I am a bit ocd when it comes to the

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-45891394909291021662008-09-19T10:44:00.002+01:002008-09-19T18:10:57.494+01:00

So my acupuncture appointment came around pretty quick. I must admit I was a little nervous, butt action or no?? So, NOTHING this week. Absolutely no butt action... he massaged away like it didn't even exist.... like there was nothing joining the lovely curve of my back to the top of my legs. Hmm, I think I am a bit disappointed.I have learned that the creative Andrew Thornton is a little bit

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-82604760932513545422008-09-17T11:07:00.004+01:002008-09-17T12:31:15.011+01:00

Right, well I have discovered (due to an innocent remark on facebook) that the total population of Crapsville are actually secret nutella freaks out to take over the kitchen one jar at a time.All I said was " is it ok to eat nutella straight outta the jar and bypass the bread - that's gotta cut out some of the carbs right???" and I was deludged by comments on appropriate eating styles for said

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-8241401870301076532008-09-15T10:02:00.006+01:002008-09-15T19:32:34.568+01:00

Right weird weekend, Saturday I was bored shitless- and really fooked off with the house. Sunday was Stealths birthday and for some reason unknown he wanted to go to Subway for lunch. I mean Subway - come on... would you choose the sandwich shop for your birthday lunch??? And it cost an arm and a leg literally. But never mind, his weird ass choice.Then took a tour around an english heritage site

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-71577604816690505552008-09-13T12:25:00.002+01:002008-09-13T12:47:09.272+01:00

My House...1. Bugs me2. Is so fooking dusty I need to don a surgical mask if I don't want to bring up a lung.3. Home to my family and pets.4. In desperate need of paint.5. Available for curry tonight.6. Has too many unfinished things in it.7. Boring. Hmmm, is this my house I am talking about or just me??? Apart from the dusty bit.So it's been a couple of months since I came off my meds AND

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-72951437551228921852008-09-11T10:57:00.004+01:002008-09-15T19:32:52.447+01:00

So we were standing at the customer services desk in the local supermarket, waiting for Stealths birthday present. My bloke had been taking the piss (as I'm sure that when the kids finally start university all I'll be good for is working on the tills in the local tesco's) cos I'd said the serve yourself bit was complicated - which it was when you had coupons ffs!! Anyhoo, there we were, stood at

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-50085851019853386802008-09-10T19:05:00.005+01:002008-09-11T11:12:29.433+01:00

Well it was acupuncture day yesterday - normally a pleasure but yesterdays was a tad weird.... The acupuncture was as normal BUT the chi massage afterwards took me to places I've never been with a Chinese Dr....So the massage began - for the 1st time he made me put my head in the massage table head hole (which I can't stand cos my lady lumps are pretty large and awesome and it just plain squishes

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So anyways, the party went much better than I expected considering pox, nobby restaurants, 2 revolting teen girls who were like some 666 spawn... I didn't even have a dirty great big hangover so mucho biggo bonus there! Infact I slept in the next morning cos there were no pooches downstairs to wake us up.All in all- awesome..Have acupuntcture and chi massage later so no doubt that'll get a

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Hmm, the year feels like it is drawing in and getting itself ready to rest. This I would not mind but ffs it's only September! Or maybe it's just me that is imprinting myself on the worlds emotions as I really feel like curling up into a ball and hibernating. Maybe it's just the after effects of the kids party, which went really well btw. Apart from a couple of nobby girls who won't be welcome

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-58889236213930073832008-09-05T14:29:00.005+01:002008-09-15T19:18:55.118+01:00

Blah, it's Stealth and CK's birthdays party tomorrow.. I'm soo not up for it. The food thing has gone horribly wrong, our usual, gorgeous food restaurant doesn't open in time and it seems that our valued custom means jack shit really. Nobs. I mean,couldn't they make some food early for us, it's not like we haven't spent thousands over the years at their nobby restaurant. Cocks.So looks like its

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-67223749757002018252008-09-02T21:25:00.002+01:002008-09-02T21:34:37.345+01:00

Well, it is a little/huge known fact that I don't get on with she who bore me, she is in fact a raging alcoholic who has made a mockery of what normal people call pissed up and taken it to a whole new level..... She is also a real bitch, who is selfish to the core and has no thought or respect for anyone at all.The list of downright nasty things she's done is endless. The way she treats my Dad is

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Go figure with CK getting the spox, still can't believe it!! So we are still trying to work out if we should be having the kids birthday party or not, Ck will prob be ok and not contagious by then but is quite self conscious about the amount of spox on her face... bless her- she is coping like a proper trooper/land girl.Stealth has stepped up as a brilliant number 1 child and is being a treasure

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Bloody 'ell, you can tell my bloke has been off work as I've just realised I ain't blogged for a whole week! Hmm, most of the week has been spent on housey stuff as we're having new flooring in hallway and stairs and apparently everything in the whole freaking house needed painting before stuff arrives. Capoeira Kid had a birthday which was a bit low key due to party being next weekend (

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-84404359776712863242008-08-23T13:18:00.006+01:002008-09-15T19:16:55.186+01:00

So, what's been happening this week in crazy Crapsville??? Counting down work shirts til my beloveds fortnight off from work... Do americans say fortnight or do they have another word for 2 weekly?? Working out if I'm actually friends with a person who I really like or if I'm just a tax deductible, ordered some chocs *sigh* , started going back to acupuncture due to my anxiety levels slowly

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-27350863411257873302008-08-21T11:34:00.002+01:002008-08-21T11:36:13.972+01:00

MEN!! How To Please A WomanIt's not difficult to please a woman.A man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpenter10. a plumber11. a mechanic12. a decorator13. a stylist14. a sexologist15. a gynecologist16. a psychologist17. a pest exterminator18. a psychiatrist19. a healer20. a good listener21. an organizer22. a

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Ah, I think that coming off my meds is not an easy choice, an easy choice would be going back on them. Am feeling blah but the tears, god I can cry for crapsville and any neighbouring counties... Really. I got up this morning and went downstairs and within minutes I was in tears, not gently rolly down your face ones but huge, sobbing, face looking like a screwed up garbage can kinda crying. Is

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-42484284664433676462008-08-16T12:54:00.003+01:002008-08-16T17:11:30.692+01:00

Well, kinky as it sounds I have been branded a blog skimmer. Tbh it's a fairly accurate way of describing my blog reading capacities!!But its just sounds soo filthy and I am really pleased with it... I'm a filthy, naughty blog skimmer now spank me baby!

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-65779168643929666032008-08-15T21:44:00.007+01:002008-09-15T19:14:58.787+01:00

Hmm, texting loads today, to my bloke, CK, bestest friend and also to LenDid some more work on Tanks birthday gift and to say it's the 1st time I've worked on canvas it's going ok. Watched So I married An Axe Murderer and laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out. I think if I wasn't married to my bloke Mike Myers might be in with a chance.

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-85974561565096027072008-08-15T10:47:00.003+01:002008-08-15T21:44:18.434+01:00

Hmm, today I will have been married in the eyes of all things Hindu for 15 yrs. Wow. That's a long time innit?? I'm sure most people of my age were off chasing the world when they were 20 but all I wanted to do was marry the bloke my heart belonged (still does..) to. We have had a lot of ups with considerably more downs but hoo ha we are still here which I think is a testament to just how british

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-90536496034079412452008-08-14T13:43:00.002+01:002008-08-14T13:49:38.131+01:00

So I started the day well, every intention of me and capoeira kid not butting heads today but by 1pm that was it - like some Calamity Jane song, heads butt away heads butt away heads butt away... And d'ya know what?? I haven't gotta clue what it was about,all I know is I was cleaning the cooker and CK was in the kitchen and then metaphorically speaking we were hurtling towards each other at warp

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-2041615319861693972008-08-13T19:15:00.004+01:002008-09-10T20:51:18.437+01:00

1. I'd lurve for the entire world to call me Jobee but I think it sounds too babyish. 2. People watching is one of my very favourite hobbies - it's bloody brilliant and if you know your body language then it can be veeeery interesting!! 3. My inside image doesn't match my outside one - I SHOULD be skinny with long gorgeous chocolatey coloured hair who catches the eye of everyone I meet

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-67788448405305486972008-08-12T23:00:00.003+01:002008-08-12T23:10:53.398+01:00

Can't stop thinking about cake!!

Jobeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16181219232182361950noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1714515833834134204.post-77166051510129895182008-08-12T22:37:00.002+01:002008-08-12T22:47:38.685+01:00

It's been nearly 19 yrs since I met him, 14 of those have been "with sprogs". 5 yrs as a couple just doesn't seem enough somehow?? I want to be thin and gorgeous and tempt him upstairs at the end of a long day by fluttering my eyelashes and dropping random items of clothes on the stairs whilst giggling like a naughty schoolgirl...We should be travelling the world having loads of wonderful, daring

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