Forgot to mention

So we were standing at the customer services desk in the local supermarket, waiting for Stealths birthday present. My bloke had been taking the piss (as I'm sure that when the kids finally start university all I'll be good for is working on the tills in the local tesco's) cos I'd said the serve yourself bit was complicated - which it was when you had coupons ffs!! Anyhoo, there we were, stood at cust services with me planning my sarcy get you back comment. All I could bloody think of was his nostril hairs as they were all tickling his top lip and waving hello to me in the gentle air conditioned breeze- so top of my voice I say " yeah well your nose hairs need cutting skanky man...... Just then an assistant walks up behind the counter to the exact spot we were at and picks up the phone that had been laying on the side and says "Sorry for taking so long but sorry madam we haven't any in stock".

Ha lmao funny, I'd love to know who had listened in on my get you back (although very lame) comment.... Hope it made her day.

Some serious ass action

Well it was acupuncture day yesterday - normally a pleasure but yesterdays was a tad weird.... The acupuncture was as normal BUT the chi massage afterwards took me to places I've never been with a Chinese Dr....
So the massage began - for the 1st time he made me put my head in the massage table head hole (which I can't stand cos my lady lumps are pretty large and awesome and it just plain squishes them if I don't have the pillows). Anyhoo, there he is beating me up big time (which i love - I have been known to pass his office and say out loud that I want to get nekkie and go get slapped about a bit) when normally he just heads on down after doing my back to start on my legs BUT this time he stops at my butt and starts pumelling away then there was some more gentle movement......

Hmmm, butt action was not what I was expecting!!! I mean it did make me feel like a side of Kobe beef- in a good way.

I am still in shock about this, definitely unexpected. I wonder if my ass will get massaged next time??

Was googling Iaido yesterday and found a link to Indian Club Swingers.... so there I was thinking about open minded Asians ( remember I'm married to an indian bloke..) and thought it might be funny to have a look. Call me kinky.
It was for bloody people who swing indian clubs... like those juggling clubs but heavier. And people swing them for a laugh- weirdos.

Bunch of retards. And to make it worse I find out my brother made their website.


Magic Man is round with Stealth as I type, lovin' how well Stealth responds to him. Magic Man Steve probably doesn't realise how much of a positive impact he's having on the boy child. Stealth has started taking life a little less seriously due to having a little comedy time once a week. Is all good.

Post party blues

So anyways, the party went much better than I expected considering pox, nobby restaurants, 2 revolting teen girls who were like some 666 spawn...

I didn't even have a dirty great big hangover so mucho biggo bonus there! Infact I slept in the next morning cos there were no pooches downstairs to wake us up.

All in all- awesome..

Have acupuntcture and chi massage later so no doubt that'll get a mention tomorrow.

Also I want to know why my best blogs are always stuck in my head until the very moment I sit down and sign in?? Then everything in my brain turns to vomitty poo and I am soo boring. Is this common? Do I have common bloggers block?

And also why is it still bloody freaking raining?? More water - I ask you!

Drawing in...

Hmm, the year feels like it is drawing in and getting itself ready to rest. This I would not mind but ffs it's only September! Or maybe it's just me that is imprinting myself on the worlds emotions as I really feel like curling up into a ball and hibernating. Maybe it's just the after effects of the kids party, which went really well btw. Apart from a couple of nobby girls who won't be welcome here again.


Am looking forward to Mabon and Halloween at the mo as I'm feeling a need to be close to my chosen path.

Enjoying magic man and the effect he has on Cam. Also he's good for a laugh.

Bloke back at work tomorrow. Dogs back from kennels tomorrow. Boo hiss.

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to...

Blah, it's Stealth and CK's birthdays party tomorrow.. I'm soo not up for it. The food thing has gone horribly wrong, our usual, gorgeous food restaurant doesn't open in time and it seems that our valued custom means jack shit really. Nobs. I mean,couldn't they make some food early for us, it's not like we haven't spent thousands over the years at their nobby restaurant. Cocks.

So looks like its just gonna be pizza all round. I feel a bit like legging it and coming home in about 4 yrs. And it's forecast rain, what am I meant to do with 15 teens if I can't chuck 'em outside.

Crappy crappy do.

Will report more later.

Ode to the bitch

Well, it is a little/huge known fact that I don't get on with she who bore me, she is in fact a raging alcoholic who has made a mockery of what normal people call pissed up and taken it to a whole new level..... She is also a real bitch, who is selfish to the core and has no thought or respect for anyone at all.

The list of downright nasty things she's done is endless. The way she treats my Dad is disgusting. And after alienating me with some choice comments about Stealth who is after all a kid with medical issues she has I think, finally fooked my brother off!

It pleases me just a likkle, itty bit that he's fooked off with her cos it means that he's no longer "on her side".....


So ha, I win!!

Spox

Go figure with CK getting the spox, still can't believe it!! So we are still trying to work out if we should be having the kids birthday party or not, Ck will prob be ok and not contagious by then but is quite self conscious about the amount of spox on her face... bless her- she is coping like a proper trooper/land girl.


Stealth has stepped up as a brilliant number 1 child and is being a treasure around the house and well, just good company really. Although he has an unhealthy obsession with the new stairs carpet we had fitted yesterday. He spent ages rolling about on it going " oo we've got carpet" * rolls about on it* "oo I can't believe we've got carpet - I'm going to bring the Wii up here and live on this carpet" *rolls some more*

Then knowing his germ phobia and the spox situation my bruv gave me some latex gloves to give him -- so I hold 'em open for him to stick his hands in and was greeted by " oh I think this might just be one of the best days of my life"

So carpet and latex gloves have sent him into a frenzy of happiness.... I'm just grateful he's got an autistic disorder as otherwise he'd prob just be a freak!!!!

One of the homeschooling blogs I read has just sent their 3 sprogs to school for 1st time today. Hmm, I'm undecided on how I feel about that as I sometimes think school would be a place where CK an Stealth could be educated but I think schools are horrible places and this, so far outweighs the education side of it. Plus they'd beat the crap out of Stealth as he is so obviously different in many ways.

Right, gonna check out CK and assess spox situation with regards party central...