Mum 2 Asperger's 1

So although my little guy (Stealth) is not so little - 12 actually! You'd be forgiven for thinking he's really about 8 or 9...that my friends is down to the aspergers. BUT after 5 yrs of doing the exact opposite of what every psych in town told us to do Stealth seems to be coming into his own a bit!! Woot and a woohoo!

He came up to me yesterday and said that he thinks he wants to be an engineer (I later worked out he meant civils) when he's older, now that might not mean anything to you guys but to me it is a huge - nay colossal step for him. Normally he is petrified of growing up, not just hm I wish I could stay 11 but screaming, crying, beating the floor and himself and trashing things petrified of getting any older.

Stealth, I salute ya! And also give myself a pat on the back cos my way of looking after the aspieness is working (so far.... cautiously optimistic Ma that I am)

Says it all really....

Says it all really, feel like I'm swimming against the tide at the mo. Must have Monday morning feeling on a Thursday evening!

Paper factory...

Have just checked through all my craft drawers and I am totally astounded by the amount of paper I have got... Not just a little bit o paper but seriously a freaking HUGE amount. I feel like I could open a branch of Paperchase... I have pinks,blues,reds,polka dot, candy stripes,black flocked,zebra AND tiger stripes and a fabulous lime green with sparkles. Cor I am a bit ocd when it comes to the paper buying. Hmm even as I type I can feel the lure of Hobbycraft calling me like the paper biatch I am.

At the mo we are having some work done around the house and I cannot believe where the plaster dust is getting, it's worse than sitting in the sand dunes and finding your knickers full even though you are wearing trousers and you're sat on a picnic blanket- and don't tell me you haven't been in that place before....


Stealth is just about over the spox, bless him. Actually I think he's enjoyed all the attention. The funniest thing about being slapped with the spox stick is that both kids got it 2 days after their birthdays and also according to blokes mum ( she's hard core Hindu of the old school variety and says things like according to our system you can't get engaged/married/break wind on *insert particular day you've got your heart set on* that day - ok the last one about farting is an exaggeration..) their system says you can only get chicken pox on Sundays, Tuesdays and Fridays and fook me but Ck got em on a Friday and Stealth on a Tuesday!!!! Her system rocks!!! The amount of times we have larffed about the things you can and cannot do on certain days because of this system and now I having this healthy respect for it creep all over my body. Go figure.

xx

Needles and Pins

So my acupuncture appointment came around pretty quick. I must admit I was a little nervous, butt action or no?? So, NOTHING this week. Absolutely no butt action... he massaged away like it didn't even exist.... like there was nothing joining the lovely curve of my back to the top of my legs. Hmm, I think I am a bit disappointed.

I have learned that the creative Andrew Thornton is a little bit wicked when it comes to Nutella, yet Just a Girl does not favour the choc spread. Go figure - a lady who doesn't get nutella. Mmmmm chocolatey goodness.

Stealth has gotten the chicken pox now that CK has finally gotten rid of 'em. Nice, sharing like good siblings.

CK's show is next week so we are all "am dram'd" up and awaiting Me and My Girl with baited breath.

As for me, I am trying to find me as I think I lost me about 3 weeks ago and I haven't painted,made,created or expressed myself since. Ho hum.

Nutella freaks

Right, well I have discovered (due to an innocent remark on facebook) that the total population of Crapsville are actually secret nutella freaks out to take over the kitchen one jar at a time.

All I said was " is it ok to eat nutella straight outta the jar and bypass the bread - that's gotta cut out some of the carbs right???" and I was deludged by comments on appropriate eating styles for said chocolatey spread.. And not one of 'em said anything about incorporating it into kinky sex time. Shame on them.

Apparently everyone does it - eats it with a spoon I mean. We are all dirty crack Nutella whores.

I feel like a good spanking now. Nutella anyone????

Weird weekend

Right weird weekend, Saturday I was bored shitless- and really fooked off with the house. Sunday was Stealths birthday and for some reason unknown he wanted to go to Subway for lunch. I mean Subway - come on... would you choose the sandwich shop for your birthday lunch??? And it cost an arm and a leg literally. But never mind, his weird ass choice.

Then took a tour around an english heritage site which was for free as they are doing some free tour weekend thing.

Then brought Stealth's friend home to play.

Having issues with myself over this fumbling excuse of a friendship with someone.... are we still in nursery cos it feels like it!!

Fook fook fookety fook.

I am bored with myself and how freaking boring I have become.

And did I mention how bored I am with Pokemon, Stealth is so into Pokemon it is bordering on marriage between him and the little ol' anime. If I hear any more about the bloody attack/defence/whatever of his certain pokemon....... actually I just switch off and make those grunting noises that mean I'm listening.

Also i think he's on his way for chicken pox. And there we were hoping he'd managed to outrun it whenever CK breathed out noxious pox ridden breath.


But did have weird dream about being on the Caymen Island and having to outrun a storm - was very invigorating. And I smoked again - it was really strange to smoke in my dream. And then it tagged on into some bizarre camping with posh people bit. Obviously I didn't camp- I stayed in the house.
Dreams weird me out just a little bit.

Then there's my best friend who is having a crap time work wise. She's just spent the last I don't know how long qualifying to become a solicitor, studying part time whilst working and having a family. The company who is supposed to take her on after qualifying just hasn't got the money to do it what with recession looming and now she's having to go back to her old job that she hated. Love her hug her squeeze her.

Hmm, not a brilliant weekend all in all.

My House

My House...
1. Bugs me
2. Is so fooking dusty I need to don a surgical mask if I don't want to bring up a lung.
3. Home to my family and pets.
4. In desperate need of paint.
5. Available for curry tonight.
6. Has too many unfinished things in it.
7. Boring.


Hmmm, is this my house I am talking about or just me??? Apart from the dusty bit.


So it's been a couple of months since I came off my meds AND finally I am shifting a few lbs!! woohoo. My Dr actually told me that these meds I've been on for like 13 yrs are a major source of weight gain and considering the kasquillion lbs I've put on in the past decade I have to agree with her! Now I'm not one of those people who blame it on genetics.. there are times when I curl up in food as a comfort blanket and don't come out til I've eaten my own body weight in whatever is handy (even lettuce which is not as satisfying as it sounds) but in general my teenage daughter CK eats more than I do. REALLY! Go ask her, or my bloke. It's true she eats more than me and Stealth put together sometimes. But she isn't a big gurly where as I am.
Fortunately sans meds I think a diet is actually gonna work. Every attempt in the past has been fruitless due to stoopid meds BUT now without even trying a few lbs have fallen off. I can actually remember what it was like to not have fatness issues.

I am so fed up of being judged just cos I am on the large side. I think I'm quite a cool person. Sleep with me first cos I'm a tiger in bed then you can judge me. Just don't make assumptions about me cos I'm big. Unless you are judging me to be a very cool gurly with awesome lady lumps who is fantastic in the bedroom (ask my bloke - he'll agree) who just happens to find life WEIRD. I mean - that'd be a pretty accurate judgement. I love to laugh and be amazed. I love people watching. Martial arts movies are pretty cool and obviously I'd like super powers but who wouldn't.

Ho hum, off to finish something for once - does hanging the washing out count????

Forgot to mention

So we were standing at the customer services desk in the local supermarket, waiting for Stealths birthday present. My bloke had been taking the piss (as I'm sure that when the kids finally start university all I'll be good for is working on the tills in the local tesco's) cos I'd said the serve yourself bit was complicated - which it was when you had coupons ffs!! Anyhoo, there we were, stood at cust services with me planning my sarcy get you back comment. All I could bloody think of was his nostril hairs as they were all tickling his top lip and waving hello to me in the gentle air conditioned breeze- so top of my voice I say " yeah well your nose hairs need cutting skanky man...... Just then an assistant walks up behind the counter to the exact spot we were at and picks up the phone that had been laying on the side and says "Sorry for taking so long but sorry madam we haven't any in stock".

Ha lmao funny, I'd love to know who had listened in on my get you back (although very lame) comment.... Hope it made her day.

Some serious ass action

Well it was acupuncture day yesterday - normally a pleasure but yesterdays was a tad weird.... The acupuncture was as normal BUT the chi massage afterwards took me to places I've never been with a Chinese Dr....
So the massage began - for the 1st time he made me put my head in the massage table head hole (which I can't stand cos my lady lumps are pretty large and awesome and it just plain squishes them if I don't have the pillows). Anyhoo, there he is beating me up big time (which i love - I have been known to pass his office and say out loud that I want to get nekkie and go get slapped about a bit) when normally he just heads on down after doing my back to start on my legs BUT this time he stops at my butt and starts pumelling away then there was some more gentle movement......

Hmmm, butt action was not what I was expecting!!! I mean it did make me feel like a side of Kobe beef- in a good way.

I am still in shock about this, definitely unexpected. I wonder if my ass will get massaged next time??

Was googling Iaido yesterday and found a link to Indian Club Swingers.... so there I was thinking about open minded Asians ( remember I'm married to an indian bloke..) and thought it might be funny to have a look. Call me kinky.
It was for bloody people who swing indian clubs... like those juggling clubs but heavier. And people swing them for a laugh- weirdos.

Bunch of retards. And to make it worse I find out my brother made their website.


Magic Man is round with Stealth as I type, lovin' how well Stealth responds to him. Magic Man Steve probably doesn't realise how much of a positive impact he's having on the boy child. Stealth has started taking life a little less seriously due to having a little comedy time once a week. Is all good.

Post party blues

So anyways, the party went much better than I expected considering pox, nobby restaurants, 2 revolting teen girls who were like some 666 spawn...

I didn't even have a dirty great big hangover so mucho biggo bonus there! Infact I slept in the next morning cos there were no pooches downstairs to wake us up.

All in all- awesome..

Have acupuntcture and chi massage later so no doubt that'll get a mention tomorrow.

Also I want to know why my best blogs are always stuck in my head until the very moment I sit down and sign in?? Then everything in my brain turns to vomitty poo and I am soo boring. Is this common? Do I have common bloggers block?

And also why is it still bloody freaking raining?? More water - I ask you!

Drawing in...

Hmm, the year feels like it is drawing in and getting itself ready to rest. This I would not mind but ffs it's only September! Or maybe it's just me that is imprinting myself on the worlds emotions as I really feel like curling up into a ball and hibernating. Maybe it's just the after effects of the kids party, which went really well btw. Apart from a couple of nobby girls who won't be welcome here again.


Am looking forward to Mabon and Halloween at the mo as I'm feeling a need to be close to my chosen path.

Enjoying magic man and the effect he has on Cam. Also he's good for a laugh.

Bloke back at work tomorrow. Dogs back from kennels tomorrow. Boo hiss.

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to...

Blah, it's Stealth and CK's birthdays party tomorrow.. I'm soo not up for it. The food thing has gone horribly wrong, our usual, gorgeous food restaurant doesn't open in time and it seems that our valued custom means jack shit really. Nobs. I mean,couldn't they make some food early for us, it's not like we haven't spent thousands over the years at their nobby restaurant. Cocks.

So looks like its just gonna be pizza all round. I feel a bit like legging it and coming home in about 4 yrs. And it's forecast rain, what am I meant to do with 15 teens if I can't chuck 'em outside.

Crappy crappy do.

Will report more later.

Ode to the bitch

Well, it is a little/huge known fact that I don't get on with she who bore me, she is in fact a raging alcoholic who has made a mockery of what normal people call pissed up and taken it to a whole new level..... She is also a real bitch, who is selfish to the core and has no thought or respect for anyone at all.

The list of downright nasty things she's done is endless. The way she treats my Dad is disgusting. And after alienating me with some choice comments about Stealth who is after all a kid with medical issues she has I think, finally fooked my brother off!

It pleases me just a likkle, itty bit that he's fooked off with her cos it means that he's no longer "on her side".....


So ha, I win!!

Spox

Go figure with CK getting the spox, still can't believe it!! So we are still trying to work out if we should be having the kids birthday party or not, Ck will prob be ok and not contagious by then but is quite self conscious about the amount of spox on her face... bless her- she is coping like a proper trooper/land girl.


Stealth has stepped up as a brilliant number 1 child and is being a treasure around the house and well, just good company really. Although he has an unhealthy obsession with the new stairs carpet we had fitted yesterday. He spent ages rolling about on it going " oo we've got carpet" * rolls about on it* "oo I can't believe we've got carpet - I'm going to bring the Wii up here and live on this carpet" *rolls some more*

Then knowing his germ phobia and the spox situation my bruv gave me some latex gloves to give him -- so I hold 'em open for him to stick his hands in and was greeted by " oh I think this might just be one of the best days of my life"

So carpet and latex gloves have sent him into a frenzy of happiness.... I'm just grateful he's got an autistic disorder as otherwise he'd prob just be a freak!!!!

One of the homeschooling blogs I read has just sent their 3 sprogs to school for 1st time today. Hmm, I'm undecided on how I feel about that as I sometimes think school would be a place where CK an Stealth could be educated but I think schools are horrible places and this, so far outweighs the education side of it. Plus they'd beat the crap out of Stealth as he is so obviously different in many ways.

Right, gonna check out CK and assess spox situation with regards party central...